Thou shalt not steal…… Wi-Fi

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

“I am so sorry Sam. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact much more than you.
I don’t get any at home, but that’s my problem and no excuse for my conduct.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology.
I can pay you for the past and promise that it won’t happen again in future.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damn auto correct. I meant ‘wifi’ not ‘wife’. LOL”

Moral of the story:
You ain’t gonna live without a smartphone… can’t beat the autocorrect.
So, go out now and buy a LINKSYS Wi-Fi Router. No more stealing from your neighbors.

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